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princess:

bring me nandos and i’ll kiss you

perspectiveballet:

Me in class: Damn it a rock is more flexible than me. I’m gonna stretch forever when I get home. 

Me at home: Oh my god bed, food, computer, sleep. I’ll stretch tomorrow 

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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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photosfordancers:

Evgenia Obratzova in a Satanella rehearsal

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snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money 

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

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goodluck-beccasdq:

lindseyintheskywithdiamonds:

thats-blaine:

The Hunger Games:

Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.

Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.

Whoa girl. Too deep for me.

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m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

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morristibbs:

wal-king-on-a-dream:

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

im guessing someone got scared by a spider today

im not arachnophobic bro im just not a fucking asshole

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picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

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manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

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I really don’t know. I don’t know what I want to do in life. I want to be happy though. I want to still be dancing. I want to be that cute couple that dance together and that makes them happy. That’s literally the only thing I know for sure, the rest I’m still figuring out.